Dear Google: Here’s What Actually Happened (Since Laura Keeps Rewriting It for You)
In her latest SEO-optimized monologue—sorry, Medium article—Laura Owens returns to the internet with another scorched-earth tell-all, casting herself as the misunderstood heroine battling the dark forces of Clayton Echard and his so-called “Reddit army.” It’s the kind of piece clearly written with Google algorithms in mind: Clayton’s full name, key dates, and plenty of searchable keywords designed to ensure her version of events tops the results when anyone types “Clayton Echard” + “anything.” If you’ve ever wondered what weaponized victimhood and performance journalism look like, this is it. So, in the spirit of fair play, we thought it was time someone fact-checked the narrative—using court records, primary sources, and, you know, actual reality. Let’s take a little stroll through the world outside the Owens narrative bubble. On June 18, 2024, Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Julie Ann Mata ruled in favor of Clayton Echard, making a ruling of “non-paternity” for
Peabody, Murrow, DuPont , Oh Lies!
Refuting Jan Black’s Totally Unbelievable Claims About Winning Prestigious Awards for Her Coverage of the 1989 Earthquake On her website, nobodytoldmeshow.com, Jan Black (aka Jan Owens aka Elizabeth Naylor) boldly claims she won a Peabody Award, a Murrow Award, and a DuPont Columbia Award for her coverage of the 1989 San Francisco earthquake while working at KCBS. Now, I don’t know about you, but when someone claims they’ve won three of the biggest awards in journalism, I expect a little more than just… well… a website and some wild assertions. Turns out, what we have here isn’t just a “great story,” it’s a whole lot of fiction. Let’s dive in, shall we? The Case of the Missing Evidence Alright, let’s break this down like a detective on a case: First, there’s the glaring issue of zero evidence. None. Zilch. Nada. Where are the photos of Jan grinning from ear to
Laura Owens Saga
Laura Owens of Scottsdale, Arizona has become a notorious figure over the past decade, leaving a trail of manipulated victims, false claims, and controversial legal battles stretching from 2014 to the present. Her actions have spanned multiple men, businesses, and legal disputes, causing lasting harm for everyone involved. To understand the full scope of her behavior, it’s important to look back at how things have escalated over the years. It all started in 2014 when Laura Owens briefly crossed paths with someone we’ll refer to as Victim 0. After their encounter, Laura Owens claimed she was pregnant with his child but provided no evidence to back it up. The situation escalated quickly when she filed a paternity lawsuit against him. This led to a (female) lawyer being hired on the man’s behalf, who advised Laura Owens to consult her own obstetrician-gynecologist. Not long after that, Laura withdrew the lawsuit (knowing
Laura Owens pictured outside Dreamy Draw Justice Court on June 10, 2024 in Phoenix, AZ where she lost her paternity case against Clayton Echard